anbuu wrote:Quocan1 wrote:Nghe các đại ca & Tỷ bàn tán chuyện "Cơn đau mù lòa" và "Hạnh Phúc Trở Lại" làm QA nhớ đến một truyện đọc bên diễn đàn bạn (Sorry, QA kg nhớ tac giả)
Chòi....Hỏng biết tiệm sách này nằm ở đâu vậy ông bầu Quocan1?
Hèn lâu YN mới gặp lại ông bầu á! Ông bầu vẫn mạnh giỏi và vẫn còn làm bầu gánh hôn nè?
Hỏi chi dợ, đây là tiệm sách chuyên bán bí kíp cho các vị đại ca trong Mít nhằm để "self-defense" với người yêu nhỏ bé mờ
Hì hì hì, QA chúc Tỷ YN và gia đình một mùa Giáng Sinh vui vẻ, ấm cúng và hạnh phúc bên người thương yêu hén
Sẳn đây QA cũng bắt chước Ty TV, mượn beer cúng ông Địa.......gởi quà giáng sinh cho các vị đại ca trong Mit nha (bài này QA chôm của Mit member supermax)
9 words woman used
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This isn’t actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
That's Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. That will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying "Go to hell." (edited)
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.