A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom.
A few minutes later,a loud,blood curdling screamis hear comingfrom the bathroom.
The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunkis creaming...
What is all the creaming about in there? he yell...You are scaring my customers !
I am just sitting here on the toilet...Slur the drunk,"and every time I try to flush,
something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my........ ":D
The bartender open the door,looks in,and says," You idiot!..You are sitting on the mop bucket!"
