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Resimay

Postby ramputan » 04 Jun 2009

To hoom it mae cunsern, I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.
I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting..

I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

I no my spelling is not to good but fi nd that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start emeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

BRYAN

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.





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Employer's response:


Dear Bryan ,
It's OK honey, we've got spell check. See you Monday.
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Re: Resimay

Postby pleikey » 04 Jun 2009

Hey Ram, that man ingliss is bed der dan mine. I sum time made my MS word spellin chek crashed do to too much wrong spellin :cười:
I thought I made a mistake once but it turned out it was a creative moment.
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Re: Resimay

Postby ramputan » 05 Jun 2009

Pleikey, it's okay... you're hired too since you have big muscles...lol! your skin is a little bit green though..haha!
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