Không cười thì lỗ ráng chịu nghen ^_*
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#1.
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping
channels. She asked, "What's on TV?" I said,
"Dust."
And then the fight started ...
#2
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive... . So, I took her to a gas station.....
And then the fight started....
#3 -
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.She said,"I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."
I bought her a bathroom scale.
And then the fight started.
#4-
My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were
in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And then the fight started....
#5.
I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.
Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.
And then the fight started.
#6-
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
It Warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time! she said. So I
suggested, "How about the kitchen?"
And that's when the fight started
#7
I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'
He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'
'Nah, she can order for herself.'
And then the fight started.....
#8
A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel
horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's darn near perfect.'
And then the fight started..
and many more fightsssss
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