Quán Tếu - Xm

[tiếu lâm]

8M thiệt giỏi , sưu tầm những hình thiệt vui , thanksyou 8M.
.....8M đã hết bịnh hẳn chưa mà 6H cũng ít được gặp dung nhan của muội muội vậy...jk

[Xi Muoi]

CƯỜI CHÚT CHO ĐỜI LÊN HƯƠNG NHA PA` CON !

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.
One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong,
'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr. Wallace.
'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'

Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and
sometimes a little crazy, she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry,
Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences. '

The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking
down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his
pajamas. He met Nurse Tracy. 'M r. Wallace,' she
said, 'You shouldn't be walk ing down the hall like that.
Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'

'But, Nurse Tracy I cant,' replied Mr. Wallace.
'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.

'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, 'you did tell me that, but why
is it hanging out of your pajamas?'

(You've gotta love this ..)

Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'
thăm cả nhà nè

[luckymit]

CƯỜI CHÚT CHO ĐỜI LÊN HƯƠNG NHA PA` CON !

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.
One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong,
'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr. Wallace.
'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'

Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and
sometimes a little crazy, she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry,
Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences. '

The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking
down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his
pajamas. He met Nurse Tracy. 'M r. Wallace,' she
said, 'You shouldn't be walk ing down the hall like that.
Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'

'But, Nurse Tracy I cant,' replied Mr. Wallace.
'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.

'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, 'you did tell me that, but why
is it hanging out of your pajamas?'

(You've gotta love this ..)

Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'
thăm cả nhà nè

Thiệc .... quá cỡ thợ mộc.. hehehe

[Thanh Tran]

CƯỜI CHÚT CHO ĐỜI LÊN HƯƠNG NHA PA` CON !

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.
One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong,
'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr. Wallace.
'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'

Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and
sometimes a little crazy, she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry,
Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences. '

The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking
down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his
pajamas. He met Nurse Tracy. 'M r. Wallace,' she
said, 'You shouldn't be walk ing down the hall like that.
Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'

'But, Nurse Tracy I cant,' replied Mr. Wallace.
'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.

'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, 'you did tell me that, but why
is it hanging out of your pajamas?'

(You've gotta love this ..)

Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'
thăm cả nhà nè

Ông lão Wallace sống trong viện dưỡng lão. Một hôm ông ta trông có vẻ buồn bã và trầm lặng. Cô y tá Tracy hỏi ông có chuyện gì xảy ra vậy. "Có chứ," ông Wallace đáp, "hôm nay 'thằng nhỏ' của tôi chết rồi, do đó tôi buồn lắm."

Biết rằng bệnh nhân của mình hay quên và có đôi lúc hơi khùng, cô ta đáp "Vậy à, tôi xin lỗi nghen. Xin ông nhận lòng thành kính phân ưu của tôi."

Hôm sau, ông Wallace đi dọc hành lang và 'thằng nhỏ' của ổng thò ra ngoài bộ quần áo pijama. Ông ta gặp cô y tá Tracy trên hành lang. "Ông Wallace," cô ta nói, "ông không nên đi như vậy trong hành lang. Xin vui lòng bỏ 'thằng nhỏ' của ông vô trong quần."

"Nhưng thưa cô Tracy, tôi không thể..." ông Wallace đáp. "Hôm qua tôi nói với cô là 'thằng nhỏ' của tôi chết rồi mà."

"Vâng," cô Tracy đáp, "ông có kể tôi nghe như vậy, nhưng tại sao ông lại để nó thò ra ngoài quần?"

"Ừ," ông ta đáp, "thì hôm nay là ngày thăm viếng mà."