English Girl
A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers : "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?" The husband laughs and says: "An English girl !!!"
The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks:"So, honey, how was the trip?" "Very good, thank you." "And, what happened to my present?"
"Which present?" She asked? "The one I asked for- the English girl!!" "Oh, that" she said "Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months to see if it is a girl !!!"
Moral of the story: "Don't tempt a woman, they are too intelligent"
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Scottish Girlfriend
A Scottish girlfriend is giving directions to her prospective boyfriend, who is coming to visit: "You come to the front door of the apartment complex. I am in Apartment 14 A . There is a big panel at the door. With your elbow, push button 14 A . I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow hit 14. When you get out I am on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell."
"Baby, that sounds easy, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?"
"Hamish Darling, you're not coming empty handed, are you?"
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