English As Second Language

[Scorpion]

NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH
>
>
> A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and
> engage in an animated
> conversation.
>
>
> The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
> but her attention
> is galvanized when she hears one of them say the
> following :
>
>
> "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come
> together. I come
> once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I
> come again and pee
> twice. Then I come one lasta time ."
>
>
> The lady can't take this any more,
>
>
> "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted
> indignantly. "In this
> country. we don't speak aloud in Public places about
> our sex lives. *
> **"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. *
>
>
> "Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my
> frienda how to spell
> 'Mississippi'."

[Scorpion]

Scor. xin giải thích chút cho các bạn dể hiêu nha, nếu không đúng xin bỏ qua :

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come
> together. I come
> once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I
> come again and pee
> twice. Then I come one lasta time ."
Lời Giải
- Emma come first => có nghỉa là " M"
- Then I come => "I"
- Then two asses come together => "SS"
- I come once-a-more!=> "I"
- Two asses, they come together again => "SS"
- I come again => "I"
- And pee twice => "PP"
- Then I come one lasta time => "I"

Bạn ráp lại letters trong "? " thành MISSISSIPPI , chắc người này nói tiếng anh giọng phi châu quá ! hehehehe.........

[traiviet408]

very good!