DON'T L OOK AT NAKED LADY
Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady?
Boy 2: Becos my mum said that if I look at at a naked lady, I'll turn into stone. A part of me is getting hard already.
NAMES OF WIVES
One man had 4 wives, so he called his
4th wife..... baby doll,
3rd wife ....china doll
2nd wife.....barbie doll
1st wife..... panadol
HOW INDIA GOT ITS NAME
This is how India got its name.....
The king was having sex with his mistress while thinking a name of his country and his mistress ask him "is it In Dear?"
GOLF VIS-A-VIS LOVE
Golf is like a love affair
If you don't take it seriously, it's fun
If you take it seriously, It's going to be heart-ache
WHAT'S GOLF
Golf is a lot of walking broken up with lots of disappointments
RESEARCH FINDING
Research shows men are fatter than women because every-night men get fresh milk & 2 big papayas while women only get 1 banana, 2 peanuts & 1 tea-spoon of starch
MEANING OF WIFE AND HUSBAND
W --- wonderful
I ---- item
F --- for
E --- entertainment
H---- handsome
U --- useful
S --- smart
B --- but
A --- a
N --- night
D --- dangerous
THAT OLD QUESTION BUT IT-ANSWER
CHILD: Dad, where did I come from?
DAD: Okay, we had to have this conversation some day!..
Listen...
Dad and mom met in a chat room on the net. I set up a meeting with your mom and we landed in the bathroom at the Cyber Caf?
Then, mom did some downloads from dads memory stick
and when dad was ready to upload, we discovered that there was no
firewall. Seeing that it was a bit too late to cancel, I just carried on doing the upload.
Nine months later, the damn virus appeared!.
CHILD: Huh?
